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It’s a work in progress, clearly.
These are the things I must do:
Okay so I am going to start documenting the life and growth of my puppies. Making a new tumblr for them.
bbl.
with chocolate mother fucking chips…
but then I realized I don’t have all of the necessary ingredients.
Kill me now.
and I also appreciate your apparently vast knowledge of dogs.
OH WAIT, no I don’t. We are training our way so fuck you. If we teach our dogs commands in Greek or Latin, it’s because FUCK YOU and we don’t want our dogs to listen to you in English.
Just because you own[ed] a dog does not mean you are a dog expert. I don’t claim to know everything there is to know about dogs, but working with them taught me a lot and my general interest/hobby of dogs & animals has led me to have researched them in the past & present… that being said, I would bet $1,000,000,000 that I know more than you about dogs.
But seriously, though… Stop fucking telling me how to raise my damn children, okay?
Look at this little swimmer bastard! ♥
Wearing leggings as pants makes me feel awkward. Is it okay to do if you do it right? How does one do it right? Am I doing it right? Those shoes are new and they hurt my feet. I’m trying to convince myself to keep them, though. Anyway, leggings as pants on lil ol’ me? Is this okay or not? I feel so exposed…
OMNOMNOM. CHEERIOS IN APPLESAUCE. WITH CINNAMON AND SUGAR. TASTES JUST LIKE APPLE CINNAMON CHEERIOS. FUCK MILK. ALSO, BATMAN CUP IS COOL. MAKES MY BREAKFAST POWER.
This is day 3. On the left (I think…) is an African white daisy or something and on the right is a sunflower! Wish me luck, I’ve never really grown anything before! I think it’ll be gratifying, especially if they grow healthy and big enough to transplant outside!
I JUST WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW HOW GREAT IT IS THAT THE HIGHEST TEMPERATURE FOR THE WEEK IS 74 WITH ISOLATED THUNDERSTORMS. THAT’S SOME HOT SUMMER SHIT RIGHT THERE, BRO. GO OUTSIDE, TELL WARMTH HOW MUCH YOU MISSED IT.
This will be the best diarrhea quesadilla. It’s actually a mixture of refried beans, rotel chiles and tomatoes, onions, chipotle Tabasco, & taco seasoning. Topped with American and Swiss cheeses. Nomnomnommm.
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